Don’t Stay The Night With Him

𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑨𝒏𝒚 𝑪𝒊𝒓𝒄𝒖𝒎𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝑶𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑯𝒊𝒎!

OMG….just DON’T Do it!

Hear.Me.Out!

My friends think I’m a complete jerk for this & so mean, but when I was actively dating or between boyfriends I developed this rule.

Here’s why:

1) There is some kind of sorcery or magic that happens in the middle of the night while you’re sleeping, that CAN cause one to catch feelings.

Not staying the night, is preventative care. Keep your wits about you!

2) If you don’t stay the night, it prevents the “Coyote Ugly” situation.

I don’t know about you….but I always wake up first…it doesn’t usually have anything to do with their looks per se … it usually has to do with body count & why did I just do that? But…hey… some of y’all are bumping uglies with uglies….so not staying the night will help you not want to chew your arm off to get out from under him!

3). If you wake up in your own bed….it NEVER HAPPENED!

Need I say more? We can alllllll pretend it never happened!

If you’re okay with catching feelings & want to encourage him, don’t do this. If you’re not sure, or it’s a definite “no”, don’t stay the night. The boogeyman WILL get you!